Cracker (n):
1. a thrilling TV drama starring Robbie Coltrane 2. a hilarious joke 3. a savoury biscuit 4. a cylindrical gift that wishes it contained ‘2’, but rarely does

Just Crackers are special crackers. So special, in fact, they are handmade to your specifications, at any time of the year. Whether it’s an edible G-string or a Fabergé egg you want to offer your guests, it can be done, in the wrapping scheme of your choice.

And from the same creative hands comes Froufrou & Thomas, a chic ready-to-pull line, filled with things you actually want — a mother-of-pearl caviar spoon, a SIM-card key ring, gardener’s finger and heel relief, romantic massage oil — complete with stylish paper hat and quality joke.

Example: What do you call a woman lying in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.

Oh, come on.

You always need a little cheese with your cracker. 

Available online at justcrackers.com.