Sandy: I’m going back to Australia; I might never see you again.

Danny: Don’t. Don’t talk that way, Sandy.

Sandy: But it’s true! I’ve just had the best summer of my life, and now I have to go away. It isn’t fair.

[Danny starts kissing her].

Sandy: Danny, don’t spoil it!

Danny: It’s not spoiling it, Sandy. It’s only making it better.

Sandy: Danny… is this the end?

Danny: Of course not; it’s only the beginning. Stay with me and we’ll go to London. They’re opening the All Star Lanes bowling alley there. It’s massive, babe. We can hang out and knock some pins and pose in our Tbird and Pink Lady jackets. I can smooth my quiff and we can kiss for hours in public. It’ll be awesome.

Sandy: Oh, Danny, really?

Danny: Yeah, man. And they even have the All Star Lanes Diner, with amazing cheeseburgers and incredible fries and proper Louisiana crab cakes, so you won’t feel homesick.

Sandy: Oh, Danny I love you, let’s go to London! Can Frenchie and the gang come, too?

Danny: Sure, why not? The place is gonna be huge.

Sandy: Oh, Danny! I just knew you’d know how to make a girl like me happy. You’re the best.

[The couple kiss for at least two minutes before Danny starts to undo her bra].

All Star Lanes, Victoria House, Bloomsbury Place, WC1 (020 7025 2676 or allstarlanes.co.uk).