The million pound marriage. The Celebrity (not) Big Brother appearance. Extensive collagen injections.
It’s amazing what some will do to get noticed.
For a more sensible (and far less traumatic) way to gain the approval of others, there’s always personalized stationery. Hazlitz’ s bespoke and ready-to-write paper, cards and notelets are smarter than most and will raise one’s street cred instantly.
Embossed and illustrated with elegant bows, chic chandeliers and charming silhouettes, these are genuinely pleasing to look at. And should you want to make a real impression, you can devise your own designs with an on-site illustrator in the Hazlitz shop.
It’s a more affordable way to dazzle friends and acquaintances than baring your soul (and your silicone breasts) on the telly.
Not to mention far less invasive.
Hazlitz, 18 Coulson Street, SW3 (020 7225 7590 or hazlitz.com).