London - January 27, 2006

Naked I

Grace Vane Percy Nude Female Portrait Photography

Dear Jim,

Please will you fix it for me to get my kit off in front of the camera? I’m neither a supermodel nor a glamour girl, and, alas, no longer in my teens, but I’ve always secretly wanted to pose for some sexy shots of my own. If they are good, I might even give one to my partner for Valentine’s Day.

Yours gratefully,
I.M.Bold

Dear Ms. Bold,

Now then, now then (jingle, jangle), I have arranged a session for you with photographer Grace Vane Percy, a delightful and well-trained young lady who specializes in photographing women in the nude — and without a gawping production team of ten. Her portraits are beautiful and affordable, with no embarrassment involved whatsoever. I say go for it. You’ll appreciate the photographs now and you’ll treasure them even more when you’re nearly 90 (jingle, jangle). Like me.

Yours,
Jimmy Savile

Grace Vane Percy (07710 493426 or zooeye.com).