Digesting Britain’s newspapers can be a challenge. So many to read, so little time. And if you do plough through them all, the only information you’re likely to glean is how eating is bad for you and where to buy a pink velour tracksuit. For your dog.

Hardly news, is it?

Here’s a Paper that’s full of interesting things. Like a restaurant serving posh British nosh (grilled whole lobster, thick-cut chips, chocolate mousse with crushed honeycomb). And a club that plays different types of music (hip hop, disco, live) in sectioned chambers. A long, Parisian-style mirrored bar, a newsprint-lined Press Room and a Bed Room filled with double beds. And a secret passage under Regent Street for those who like to arrive incognito.

There’s room for 700 people if you count Glass, the boutique club and lounge upstairs.

Both are open to anyone; no membership required.

What good news.

Paper, 68 Regent Street, W1; Glass, 9 Glasshouse Street, W1 (020 7439 7770 or paperclublondon.com).