Whether they’re fat or thin, posh or common, they’re greasy and fattening and they give you zits.
Sometimes it pays to pass on the chips.
For an instantly clearer complexion, try the plastic kind. Employ the professional services of Glen Francis and fiancĂ© Jacqui Terry to create a private brick and mortar (that’s a casino) under your own roof. They’ll provide the table, chips, cards and prizes for a gang of up to twenty poker virgins. Glen is one of the UK’s top ten poker dealers, so he’ll share everything from how to shuffle a deck a la Casino Royale to cautionary tales from tournaments.
All you have to do is sit back, perfect your poker face and gain as many pounds as you can.
The sterling variety, that is.
Available online at allinpokerevents.com.