London - May 25, 2006

The Weekend Guide

What to Do This Weekend

A little sex, a lot of sun, a spot of sport and a decent massage. What more could you want from one weekend?

READ
David LaChapelle’s Artists & Prostitutes
What: Big shots of mega personalities by the visionary in one huge book.
Why: At £1,200, this is cheaper than a Picasso and will impress house guests just as much.
When: Soon. Only 2,500 have been produced.
Where: Online at taschen.com.

EAT
Breakfast at Le Pont de la Tour
What: Breakfast (prunes with Earl Grey syrup? Yarmouth kipper with herb butter?) on the terrace is being served for the first time.
Why: You can’t go to The Wolseley every day of the week, you know.
When: Mon.-Fri., 8-11:15 a.m.; Sat. & Sun., 9-11:15 a.m.
Where: The Butlers Wharf Building, 36d Shad Thames, SE1 (020 7403 8403).

SEE
Silverland
What: New play by Benjamin Davis; five stories told in five extreme seasons.
Why: The cast of eight are also seriously hot.
When: Mon.-Fri., 8 p.m.; Sat., 3 & 8 p.m. To June 10.
Where: Arcola Theatre, 27 Arcola St., E8 (020 7503 1646).

BUY
J.Lindeberg Sample Sale
What: Up to 75 per cent off fashion, accessories and golf wear for men and women.
Why: The Wentworth Golf Cup starts today; emulate Tiger’s style, even if you can’t imitate his swing.
When: Thurs. & Fri., 10 a.m.-7 p.m.
Where: J.Lindeberg, 14 Macklin St., WC2 (020 7841 5890).

DO
Earthspa Stone Massage
What: Hypnotising rubdown with hot basalt and cool marble stones by a therapist who actually knows what she’s doing.
Why: There are plenty out there who don’t.
When: Mon., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.; Tues.-Fri., 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m.
Where: Earthspa, 4 Eccleston St., SW1 (020 7823 6226).