You? You went organic yonks ago. You buy it, grow it, eat it, wear it and wipe your tush with it.
And what do you get in return? The knowledge that you’re doing your bit for the environment and the assurance that you’re in there with the Camerons, should they ever drop by for tea.
But what about an immediate reward that actually benefits you — like a rose crystal lymphatic facial or a deep tissue massage?
Get either one at The Organic Pharmacy’s new store and spa, which opens tomorrow. This oasis of calm sells its signature natural skin care and herbal and homeopathic remedies, and has an on-site clinic run by a team of homeopaths and naturopaths who’ll carefully scrutinize your diet and lifestyle before prescribing a programme specifically for you.
If the idea of divulging your daily toxic intake is too much, simply book into its spa for organic manicures, massages and facials.
Both you and the environment will benefit from a visit. And you’ll come out looking rather good, too.
Dave really would be proud.
The Organic Pharmacy, 169 Kensington High Street, W8 6SH (020 7351 2232 or theorganicpharmacy.com).