30 June 2006

Hot Under the Collar

London Dog Guide 2006

What with the summer holidays and the hectic party circuit, your pooch has one packed schedule.

Of course, he’ll be doing the charity circuit and he’ll want to hang out at his club.

Although he’s wearing fur this season, he should still sport a trendy collar and a groovy bandana.

Send him along to patio parties with a deeply chic bed or a snazzy blanket. He’ll want something super glossy to read, too; bin the weekly slag mag in favour of something far more glamorous. And who needs bones when he can munch canapés served in the best possible taste, followed by some proper toys to play with?

Heading to the Hamptons? Your furry friend will want to come with you. He’ll need a decent suitcase. Or simply get the butler to carry him.

As for sorting your own social life: forget it.

Once you’ve mustered this much doggie style, you’ll be absolutely pooped.