London - August 25, 2006

Keeping Up Appearances

Liftits Breast Supports

In the bedroom, the gym and your social life, you have no problem keeping up your performance.

Your breasts, however, leave you flummoxed. They’re simply not as uplifted as you’d like them to be.

The next time you need support under a flimsy, all-revealing summer dress, try a pair of Liftits. A far cry from the awful wig tape, parcel tape and alarming surgical-looking Braza strips you’ve previously experimented with, Liftits go on top of the breast, not underneath.

They’re as thin as skin, transparent and waterproof. They even work under swimwear. They’re such miracle workers, in fact, they can make a hefty D-cup perkier than a toddler on Lucozade.

When you’re done with them (or when you’re in a passionate embrace with someone attempting to fondle your boobs), simply rip them off (not as painful as it sounds) and chuck them.

If you’re still confused as to how Liftits work, the product’s three-second online video should help.

Still flummoxed?

Do keep up.

Available at Bliss, 60 Sloane Avenue, SW3 3DD (020 7584 3888); online at asos.com. To see video, go to usefulchickstuff.co.uk.