You’ve had a man on your back in Thailand. You’ve had a woman, naked, in Sweden.
Yet still you’re unsatisfied.
And to think, you never needed to look farther than Central London to find Antonia Poole, the masseuse of your dreams.
The moment she puts her hands on you, you’ll melt into oblivion. If you suffer from constipation, insomnia, indigestion or just plain old stress, Poole will help banish it with deep massage and/or reflexology. (Some ‘hard’ evidence for the skeptics: several clients have gone to the loo within minutes of finishing a session. And we don’t just mean spending pennies.)
Even better, the lovely Antonia will perform the magical treatment (from £50) in the comfort of your own home, along with waxing (from £10), eyelash tinting (from £15), mini facials (from £30), manicures (£20) and pedicures (£30).
Your search for a perfect massage may have ended.
But by all means, keep doing whatever you want to in Thailand and Sweden.
Antonia Poole Massage, Beauty Therapy & Reflexology (07803 617203 or antoniahometreatments.com).