The dread is mounting. Everyone will be there. And you’re expected to look your best.

Within three minutes of leaving your desk.

Next time you’re heading to the office party, call The Powderpuff Girls. The skilled professionals will descend upon any desk in any office within the M25 to carry out their new Pep Up Service. Dressed in pink retro ’50s outfits and armed with cases of cosmetics by Paul & Joe, Pout and Stila, they’ll make you over as naturally or dramatically as you wish. They also offer manicurists, masseurs and hairstylists. Pushed for time? They’ll do you in under fifteen minutes.

The girls pep up both ladies and gents; why not book them for the entire office? Prices vary according to the number of people; but if you wanted four girls for two hours, you’re looking at £500- £1000.

You never know; you might end up getting a snog.

Right back on the aforementioned desk.

The Powderpuff Girls (020 7480 5094 or thepowderpuffgirls.com).