You rarely play your cards right. You always lose the battle at War. Go a little crazy with the eights. And never know when to fold ’em (to say nothing for hold ’em).

Turn your luck around with Bumble Ink’s cute holiday cards.

The graphics, which are printed on heavy, textured stock, send just the right messages. But the real treat is the sophisticated designs, from a PC holiday happy snowman on a baby blue background to a funny drunken Santa wishing friends a “merry chrishhhmasssh.” Or just keep it simple with adorable elves.

Not feeling festive this holiday season? Self-deprecating “I suck” cards are embellished with sweet baby vampires. Stock up on well wishes for all your soon-to-be married friends with “looks like you found your soulmate” lions, butterflies, or bees.

Speaking of, maybe it’s high time you go fish.

Available online at bumbleink.com.