The supermarket.

Speed, screech, sweat, race, huff, puff, swear, trip, panic, grab, scan, scour, pile, queue, pack, sprint, trip …

And every item you just hauled out tumbles from its bag and rolls under a car.

Avoid such mishaps with a box of seasonal organic food from Abel & Cole brought right to your door. Choose a one-off delivery or subscribe for a weekly stock-up. In addition to fruit and veg, there’s a ready-made cheeseboard, fresh turkey, duck, beef, gammon and smoked salmon, plus drinking chocolate, truffles, wine and beer.

In a festive mood? Abel & Cole’s Christmas hamper is made from wood sourced from sustainable French forests. Inside: boxes of biscuits, port, mince pies and a handy cookbook. Why not order one and split it up when dishing out gifts to family and friends?

That way, you won’t have to go anywhere near the supermarket.

You, and your red hot, angry Christmas face. 

Abel & Cole (08452 626262 or abel-cole.co.uk).