16 February 2007

Posh Nosh

Napket Opens

Dear Social Advisor,

I’m a twentysomething female in search of a titled heir; he must be rich and very posh. I practically live at Mahiki and Boujis; so far, I haven’t spied so much as a measly Honourable, let alone a prince. And Mummy says Le Bal Crillon is full of plebs, not debs. What do you suggest I do?

Yours,
Lady Veronica Crunchy-Gravel, Gloucs.

Dear Lady Veronica,

Head straight to Napket. Conveniently situated in top toff territory, it’s the latest spot for young ladies and metrosexual gents who munch. Open for eat-in or takeaway breakfast, lunch and dinner, it serves club-class sandwiches, salads and puddings with a Euro twist, like chocolate mousse, rice pudding and Nutella teacake. And if you don’t find the heir there, you’ll probably find the spare, larging it up with one of the on-site iPods.

Yours,
The Social Advice Bureau

Napket, 342 Kings Road, SW3 5UR (020 7352 9832 or napket.com).