Sadness, tears, laughter and joy all packed into one weekend? Now that’s something to get emotional about.

SEE
Hendrick’s Loss; an Evening of Exquisite Misery
What: Post-dinner show for desperate saddos.
Why: There’s onion chopping at midnight, and the saddest films play in the cinema all night.
When: Thurs., 10 p.m.-3 a.m.
Where: Hedges & Butler, 153 Regent St. (entrance on New Burlington Mews), W1B 4QB. Tickets online at ticketweb.co.uk or at the door.

BUY
Sweet Home London
What: Colourful linen for spring chickens.
Why: Your pillow talk needs sweetening.
When: During your spring clean.
Where: Online at sweethomelondon.com. 

EAT
The Ranch
What: New bar for the Twickenham massive.
Why: Mini ciabattas and fishcakes make perfect pre- or post-match munchies.
When: From Fri. Sun.-Wed., 4 p.m.-midnight; Thurs.-Sat., noon-1 a.m.
Where: 29-31 York St., TW1 3JX (020 8891 5413).

DRINK
Maddox Club
What: New members-only club from Fred Moss of Aura, Chinawhite, Movida fame.
Why: Stargaze in the courtyard.
When: Wed.-Sat., 8:30 p.m.-2 a.m.
Where: 3-5 Mill St., W1S 2AU (020 7629 8877).

DO
Early Energiser
What: Speedy morning massage and mini breakfast.
Why: Hair stays oil-free.
When: Mon.-Fri., 7-9:30 a.m.
Where: The Spa at Mandarin Oriental, 66 Knightsbridge, SW1X 7LA (020 7838 9888).