You say Topshop, they say Forever 21. You say Hello! they say Us Weekly. You say bum bag, they say fanny pack (seriously, they do).

But there’s no reason to call the whole thing off.

Now you and your friends across the pond can talk for cheap (from one and a half pence a minute) from your own mobile with Globe Dialer. (Enough with those scratch-off calling cards, already: they ruin your manicure.)

The software is free to download, and you get fifteen free minutes when you sign up. Simply go online, follow the instructions and get chatting for considerably less than what Vodafone, Orange and all those other rip-off British carriers charge you.

Deal or no deal: you do the maths (or is that math?)

It definitely makes cents.

Available online at globedialer.com.