What goes pop pop pop? 
Is it:
a) Keith Chegwin
b) Mike Flowers
c) The Weasel

All may be correct, but for a truly poptastic option, add a stylish tin of Ear to Ear popcorn to that list. So called because it claims to make you smile (from ear to ear), the perky popping corn comes from America’s Midwest.

Aside from the traditional, it’s available in six grin-worthy formulas: pink Himalayan crystal salted; caramel; white cheddar; as well as a more adventurous salt and vinegar; sour cream and chive; or a daring Bombay-style masala, for those days when you yearn for something spicy and exotic minus the threat of dysentery.

And because the popcorn is made with hot air rather than oil, you can eat as much as you like.

Until you pop.

Available at Selfridges, 400 Oxford Street, W1A 2LR (0800 123400 or selfridges.com); Tom’s Deli, 226 Westbourne Grove, W11 2RH (020 7221 8818 or tomsdelilondon.co.uk); online at ear-to-ear.com.