You take The Week weekly. You watch Sexcetera nightly. And you scan Wikipedia (albeit for your own entry) on the hour, every hour.
Stretching your mind is one thing, but what about your body?
Beshlie McKelvie is a professional masseuse whose traditional Thai techniques (lots of acupressure, yogic stretches, kneading and deknotting) will leave you feeling as supple as a gymnast.
The young and energetic female will go to any address in central London, with comfy padded floor mat in tow, to perform her magic. Whatever your age and whatever your complaint (be it stiff computer neck or tight hamstrings ) she’ll soothe it. She also performs a seated Indian head massage to weary office workers (£20 for twenty minutes).
You’ll feel energised rather than tranquilised.
And ready to scour the web for that all-important topic: yourself.
Beshlie McKelvie Massage (07865 083459 or beshliemckelvie@hotmail.com).