22 June 2007

Homing In

Dstress 24 Home Spa & Gym

The sun’s out, but you’re indoors. Why?
a) You’re busy committing social suicide on a national TV show.
b) You have pubes down to your ankles.
c) You’re a total lardarse.

Lucky for you, there’s Dstress 24, a nifty home spa and gym that lets you wind your body up (and down) without ever leaving your house. Start with a private yoga or Pilates session and feel free to invite a friend — they can train two at time. The staff at Dstress 24 are both efficient and instinctive, and if you don’t feel like yacking your gob off, they’ll respect your need for silence.

Dstress 24 also offers the basics (manicures, pedicures, eyelash tinting, waxing, facials and tanning), as well lymphatic drainage and several types of massage (reflexology, Thai, shiatsu, deep tissue, Indian).

It’ll prepare you for the summer sun (and provide ample relief from all that backstabbing).

So are you in or are you out?

Dstress 24 (020 7727 0490 or dstress24.com).