Look: a head.
SEE
Norman Parkinson and Philip Treacy
What: Photos and sketches by two British talents.
Why: Gets a heads up.
When: Tues.-Fri., 11 a.m.-6 p.m.; Thurs., 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sat., 11 a.m.-4 p.m.
Where: Eleven, 11 Eccleston St., SW1W 9LX (020 7823 5540).
BARTER
Vauxhall Art Car Boot Fair
What: Art, food, cocktails, dancing and plenty of celebs to spot.
Why: It’s stall too beautiful.
When: Sun., noon-6 p.m.
Where: The Old Truman Brewery, 146 Brick Ln., E1 6QL.
DO
Ling Chan Oxygen Plasma and Ultrasound Facial
What: Effective anti-ageing treatment.
Why: Genuinely fades sun damage and skin pigmentation.
When: Mon.-Fri.; 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sat.-Sun.; 10 a.m.-6 p.m.
Where: BeautyWorksWest, 8-9 Lambton Place, W11 2SH (020 7221 2248).
READ
TankBooks
What: Classic literary tales by Tolstoy and Kafka in a cigarette packet.
Why: A little light reading won’t hurt.
When: Now.
Where: At Selfridges, 400 Oxford St., W1A 2LR (0800 123400) and other major bookstores.
DRINK
Balfour Brut Rosé
What: British-made fizz from Hush Heath in Kent.
Why: Get on the local source.
When: Soon; before a certain giant restaurant chain buys the lot.
Where: Online at hushheath.com.