You like a nice day out with the gee-gees, but you’d rather admire them on a printed tie or silk scarf than on the actual track.
My Fair Lady? Mayfair lady, more like.
And since you love the area, you’ll appreciate The Westbury Hotel, which reopens in Mayfair today — after a £20 million refurbishment.
Joining the area’s regular haunts (Sketch, Claridge’s, Sartoria, Cecconi’s, Scott’s and The Wolseley), it’s another central stop-off for midshopping bites, business meetings and post-work drinks.
Take breakfast, lunch or dinner in Artisan, an art deco-style restaurant, or sip cocktails in the The Polo Bar. Expect good service all round; a handful of staff have come from Claridge’s.
If you’re irritated by outrageous design and distracted by culinary flamboyance, you might like this place. It’s a self-assured alternative that won’t leave you reaching for your Ray-Bans on entry.
Overall, we’d say it’s fair enough.
The Westbury Hotel, 37 Conduit Street, W1S 2YF (020 7629 7755 or westburymayfair.com).