You can bitch but you can’t stitch. You don’t cook. And another weighty tome might just send you over the edge.
Is it time to swap your pastime for a good time?
Grab friends, lovers and colleagues and try a decadent session of Afternoon Tease in the privacy of your own home. Time for Tease will send a mistress of the art from the London Academy of Burlesque to teach you to slither, tempt, bump and grind with a feather boa and whatever else you choose to wear.
After you’ve practised, you eat. They’ll supply sandwiches, scones, and raspberry and rosewater macaroons. You’ll work out how to work it off.
Remember: there’s nothing wrong with a little cross-stitch or crochet.
But it’s never going to get you a shag.
Time for Tease (07971 130611 or timefortease.co.uk).