Your average weekend is spent watching back-to-back episodes of 24, Entourage or (or is that and?) Lost.
Need to get out more?
Get in touch with real life at Fforest, a luxurious new campsite set on a breathtaking 200-acre estate in Wales. There, you can experience the pleasure of sleeping in the great outdoors without the hassles of regular camping (pesky bugs, outdoor loos, the constant damp).
Tents are erected on wooden decks with plush cooking and dining spaces. Choose the Nomad with soft futons and beanbags; Kata, a tipi with woven straw floors; or the 20-foot Dome with bay windows, wooden floors and double bed.
Adrenaline junkie? Try your hand at canoeing, kayaking, mountain biking or archery. Or just sit back, relax and take it all in.
Before you go back to TV.
Fforest, Bridge Warehouse, Teifi Wharf, Cardigan, Wales, SA43 3AA (01239 623633 or coldatnight.co.uk).