You have no objection to letting your skint student of a sister crash on your couch.

But you hadn’t planned on her stealing all your cashmere sweaters.

Protect your wardrobe from unwanted pests with Total Wardrobe Care’s new moth removal service. A team of specialists will arrive at your house to deep cleanse your closet (i.e., throw out old clothes, alter ill-fitting items and sell unwanted designer pieces on eBay). After a major dry cleaning session (moths love dirty clothes), everything is returned in breathable garment bags.

They’ll leave you with the latest antimoth products, including sachets, scented drawer paper and a moth box, which attracts male moths with female pheromones to stop the breeding cycle.

It’s the perfect pest-free plan.

With no holes.

Total Wardrobe Care (020 7627 5609 or totalwardrobecare.co.uk).

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