When sea turtles hatch, they must cross the sand to the water’s edge. The few that don’t wind up as bird breakfast live a long and happy life — but only after a seriously stressful commute.
Sound familiar?
Baby Turtle Bodyworks aims to help you on that journey. Run by masseur Theo Raymond, the company offers massage at any London home or office.
The charming Oxford grad trained at California’s School of Healing Arts and Bangkok’s Wat Po. His prescriptive treatments incorporate Thai, Swedish and deep tissue massages, along with trigger-point therapy and shiatsu. Couple’s massage classes are also on offer.
He provides bed, blankets and oils. (His memory foam headrest is the comfiest on earth.)
Prepare for a long and happy lie-down.
Baby Turtle Bodyworks (07939 108798 or babyturtlebodyworks.co.uk). As a DailyCandy subscriber, you get a 90-minute massage for £50 (regularly £65) until 30 April.