You used to down tequila shots all night and still make it to class looking fresh-faced. These days, after a couple of white wine spritzers you can hardly walk.
Feeling rusty?
You need a Jamie Ward-style overhaul. The student designer, who gives a glamorous twist to the rag and bone furniture he forages for on the streets of Manchester, uses his magic to turn them into bespoke items of beauty.
By rescuing and reusing castoffs, the ecofurniture fanatic also saves space in landfills. Vintage and used is celebrated, marks become beauty spots, and reworked shapes get a new lease on life.
If only he could do the same for you.
Available by phone order (0772 4816777) or e-mail jamie_ward@blueyonder.co.uk. To see styles, go to jamiewardfurniture.tk.