Clubbing often leaves you a bit confused. (Why did I drink so much? Where have all my friends gone? Did I really just say that? Whose pants are these?)

But when it comes to The Crescent Champagne Bar, you’ve been befuddled from the beginning. (Open? Closed? Upstairs? Downstairs?)

Not anymore. From today, the West Kensington bar is officially and completely open seven nights a week — until midnight Sunday to Wednesday and 3 a.m. Thursday to Saturday.

You’ll find all your favourites, including Bollie, Krug and Dom, at the ground-floor champagne bar, as well as current bubbly of choice, Ace of Spades, and a full range of cocktails. The glamorous club upstairs (oh, yes, there’s a dance floor) holds 500. Or opt for a VIP room for private parties — and private toilets, which are always a good thing.

No question about that.

The Crescent Champagne Bar, 3 North End Crescent, W14 8TG (020 7603 2058 or thecrescentbarw14.co.uk).