You tell everyone that you are a fantastic cook, speak fluent Italian and have naturally blond hair, but secretly pray that you never run into an Italian hairdresser who invites himself over for dinner.
Trying to look good? Don’t get caught out.
Book a session with Love-Tan — a new mobile spray tanning service that arrives with a pop-up booth so you can get sprayed at home without anyone knowing. Therapists use a BeauBronz product that is quick drying, 95 per cent natural, odorless and paraben free, leaving you with a natural-looking tan without telltale streaks. Treatments are customized depending on your skin tone, and you’ll be sprayed with an exfoliator first to smooth skin.
Invite pasty friends over for a tanning party (there’s a discount on multiple tans).
Unless, of course, they think you’re sunning yourself in St. Tropez.
Love-Tan (07815 059795 or love-tan.com).