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The Icecreamists opens tomorrow in the Ultralounge in Selfridges. You shouldn’t dally — it’ll be gone 1 November.

We suggest starting with a chocolate croissant and espresso ice cream. Move on to a subzero sandwich — brown bread ice cream between two oatmeal cookies — while you listen to the in-house band (Jimi Love and The Icecreamists).

Still not in the mood? Try a champagne ice lolly. Or The Sex Pistol ice cream cocktail — the Viagra of the frozen world, with ginkgo biloba, arginine, guarana and an intoxicating absinthe shot. It’s so potent, staff allows just one per customer.

After all, they can’t afford for things to get too heated.

The Icecreamists, The Ultralounge, Selfridges, 400 Oxford Street, W1A 1AB (0800 123400 or theicecreamists.com).