The good causes are all taken, the environment is pretty much beyond repair, and no one wants to watch your leaked sex tape.
Looking for a way to make your mark on the world?
Learn to leave an impression at a graffiti class led by street artist Andy Seize. Attend a one-hour group class to learn basics (lines, shading, spraying) or the more intense three-hour session to work on writing your name, aerosol control techniques using different nozzles and general confidence with a spray can.
Classes take place on a playground in Hackney. Don’t alert the barrister: it’s all totally legal. A photographer will even capture you in all your badass glory.
It’s write up your alley.
Andy Seize (07967 879421 or andyseize.co.uk).
Photo: Courtesy of Andy Seize