Sung to the tune of “Frère Jacques.”

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Flaky scalp! Flaky scalp!
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SKATE
Somerset House Ice Rink
What: Hot choc and figure eights at London’s prettiest ice skating venue. Book now for the 8-and-under Penguin Club skating school that commences in January.
Why: You’re an ice queen.
When: Daily, to Jan. 24.
Where: Somerset House, Strand, WC2R 1LA (08448 471520).

WATCH
The Snowman at Sadler’s Wells
What: The wintry protagonist takes to the skies in a gorgeous rendition of the classic Christmas story.
Why: It’ll melt your heart.
When: Wed.-Jan. 10.
Where: Peacock Theatre, Portugal St., WC2A 2HT (08444 124322).

GO
The 29th Great Christmas Pudding Race
What: Obstacled pudding chase around Covent Garden’s cobbled piazza in aid of Cancer Research UK.
Why: Sugar and spice = all things nice.
When: Sat. Race starts at 11:30 a.m.
Where: West Piazza, Covent Garden Market, WC2E 8RF (07918 608499).

Photo: Courtesy of Bloom and Blossom