You’ve suffered countless blind dates. Trawled the ‘relationship’ aisle at Waterstone’s to no avail. You’ve even read The Rules. (There. You admitted it. Doesn’t that feel better?)
But when it comes to cosy coupledom, you’re still out in the cold.
Doubtless, wine tasting is an excellent way to pass the time.
But the harder you study, the less likely you are to remember what you’ve gleaned.
For samplings of a different sort — the kind where you don’t have to ...
Andale, ándale! Arriba, arriba!
If you’re up for a hot little Mexican (sans whiskers), zoom down to Taqueria, a new Westbourne Grove restaurant that’s seriously kicking — as hard as the chillies they use in almost everything.
The chargrilled steak tacos, spicy huevos rancheros ...
You will live a rich and rewarding life. (With your mortgage? Yeah, right.) You will bring happiness wherever you go. (If only your cranky-pants neighbour agreed.)
Fortune cookies can be so off the mark. (And they taste like cardboard.)
Not ...
Did you want full fat, half and half, skimmed or soya with your grande triple-decaf, iced, wet vanillamochachocafrap?
On second thoughts, a glass of water will do.
And now for something altogether different: The Tea & Coffee Plant, a spot ...
What happens when two It boys, two poached chefs and a prime piece of Beauchamp Place property collide with a high-speed train?
Haute catastrophe?
Quite the opposite: incredibly good sushi.
Nozomi, which officially opens at the end of next week ...
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
How on earth
Can I express
My feelings for you?
You want to show you care. But you just can’t figure out how.
Say it with flowers? (A bit too keen). A serenade? (Even ...
