Hear ye! hear ye! The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge (a.k.a. Will and Kate) land in Los Angeles today.Toast the happy newlyweds (pinkie up, of course) with a proper English tea party, courtesy of Garrick & Miller Fine Catering.Make no scones about it, husband-and-wife team Sandy Garrick and Ron Miller know how to dazzle your court: Whether the fete is for twenty or 200, they kit out your space with their collection of antique bone china, Victorian-era silver stands, and 1950s floral tablecloths.Earl Grey flows like the Thames during a five-course meal of passed apps (asparagus en croute, mini shepherd’s pie), tea sandwiches, scones, pastries, and English toffee. Everything is homemade (she cooks; he bakes), from the Devon cream to the pastel fairy cakes.Book the duo before their summer availability disappears. Otherwise, you may be royally upset.Garrick & Miller Fine Catering (310-828-3673 or email@example.com), $30 per guest, twelve guest minimum, waitstaff extra. Photo: ThinkstockMake like Kate and get yourself a proper topper.