Old what’s-his-face always said his name would be up in lights.
Now it is. And for the honor, he can thank What You Steal.
The new limited-edition neon Loser Heart glows pink against natural-stained, white, or black wood. Think of it as an homage to all the exes, kinda-sorta exes, and the ones who will have wished they had asked you out/called the next day/hadn’t made out with your roommate that time even though they were “probably roofied” (likely story).
If your days of kissing frogs are done and you’ve found Prince Charming, then drop the artist a line to inquire about customizing the piece with his name (given, pet, or otherwise).
And, yes, you can always paint over it if things don’t go your way.
Available by email order (email@example.com), from $500.
Photo: Courtesy of What You Steal