A shot of espresso is not the breakfast of champions. Dry wheat toast? Egg-white omelets? Fruit smoothies? Yawn. Bring on the kid food! Bring on Tweety! Bring on Sylvester! How? As waffles for breakfast. Sure, Hello Kitty toast was fun, as were Mickey Mouse waffles. But variety gets us out of bed in the morning, so it’s time for something new. (Okay, we have no sex life.) Birds not chirping outside your window? No problem. Let Tweety smile up from your plate. Dunk one in your double latte, and fly. Waffle makers available online from our sponsor, amazon.com.