Dang. It’s the first day of school, and you have nary a thing to wear.

That perfect je ne sais quoi that — you’re dreaming big now — will make all the other kids green with envy when they see it?

May we suggest you check out Charlotte Corday, a new line of unfathomably sexy, downright original (if not somewhat out there) sweaters. Mind you, these designs are not for your average schoolgirls. (Not for the good ones, anyway.) Adorned with spiders, snakes, and other creatures of the night, they exude a sultry aura of darkness. The clothes aren’t the only things unsuitable for the under-18 crowd: The online catalog greets visitors with a full-frontal, totally nude redhead. Scandal!

Browse further, however, and note that beyond the shock value are some amazingly flattering, comfy, and unusual pieces.

And just the thing — come on, admit it, you were thinking it — to make the other kids jealous.