Heaven is a place where you never have to work and someone brings you milk and cookies whenever you want.

Whether or not the pearly gates are in the cards for you is something we’d rather not know. But we will tell you this: The folks at Deluscious Cookies & Milk are doing their part to bring you the next best thing — hand-delivered batches of fresh-baked cookies in obscenely tasty flavors like traditional chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, wild blueberry, lemon, white chocolate, and coffee chocolate espresso bean. Even better, you needn’t move an inch — they’ll bring them right to your home or office, along with that indispensible glass of cold, frothy milk.

Just the thing to perk up a dreary late-afternoon staff meeting or a rainy day at home. Sure, you still have to work. But doesn’t a tasty snack make it more bearable?

Not quite heaven. But damn close. And so much easier to get to.

Deluscious Cookies & Milk, 829 North Highland Avenue (323-460-2370); or online at delusciouscookies.com.