It’s the most pastel-festooned, beribboned, candy-coated time of the year, when the whole world seems overrun with fluffy chicks and cuddly bunnies.

All of which brings to mind one word: blech.

For those who have had enough of the unrelenting preciousness, It’s Happy Bunny is the perfect foil. The deceptively cute rabbit, a little mascot of nastiness, appears on mugs, T-shirts, stickers, toilet paper, and other items. Our favorites? The Give Me Your Lunch Money lunch box, I Hate You So Bad socks, the I Hate Everything air freshener, the School Prepares You for the Real World Which Also Sucks pen, and offensive lip glosses and mints. Pure cynical pleasure for all you holiday-weary bunny lovers.

We know you’re out there.

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