Bikini shopping.
Words that strike fear into every woman’s heart.
The horror, the inevitability, the unflattering dressing-room lights. (That’s not cellulite, just bad flourescents.) The swimsuits that weren’t designed for Barbie would be ideal for the Mature & Lovely set. It’s almost enough to keep you out of the sun.
Don’t deny yourself the pleasure of summer. Turn to Eberjey, makers of everyone’s choice flirty lingerie, for your new favorite suits. Equal parts Brazilian beach goddess and ’70s screen siren, they’re guaranteed to start popping up in grainy paparazzi pics everywhere. The Bubblelicious string bikini will flaunt that Pilates butt, the Orangina halter shows off the one — well, two — big perks of your all-carb winter diet. Covering up becomes an art form in the sheer Mosquito Net kimono dress and Fuzzy Navel short shorts and top.
You’ll look fab whether your deck chair is parked on the beach in Cannes or on the roof of your building.
So don’t even go reaching for that skirted number.
Available online at eberjey.com.