It’s a tale as old as the Hollywood Hills.

Fresh off the bus, you glimpse one perfect-looking celeb after another, fully believing that they wake up looking that way.

And then. The inevitable fall-from-grace moment. You discover they would look just as crappy as the rest of us if it weren’t for their behind-the-scenes staff of thousands. Why, God? Why? you ask the heavens. Why can’t that be me?

It should. And it can. Daffodil Parlor gives you the star treatment you deserve. Founders Stephanie and Cameron, the cutest hair-and-makeup team you’ll ever meet, will get you camera-ready right in your own home. With an impressive list of TV and magazine credits and years of experience, they make getting ready — either one-on-one or with a group of your friends — the party it should be. They come equipped with a lovely wine-and-cheese array, a tea-leaf reader in tow, and they can arrange for any other services your posse might require — from full catering to a waiting limo. Give them a call when you’re going out on the town, planning that all-important date, or, hell, just needing to look your best while taking the garbage out.

You never know where those paparazzi will be lurking.

Daffodil Parlor (310-403-0337 or daffodilparlor.com).