The Hiltons have left the building. Nicole Ritchie just drove off. Even Tara Reid is on her way home (though with whom, we can’t rightly say). It’s official: In addition to holding the distinction for cheesiest party ever, this shindig is beyond over.

And wouldn’t you know it? The valet guys are having a devil of a time finding your keys among the 75 look-alikes in that box.

One solution: Stop going to lame parties. Another? Get yourself a Black Noir key chain. Designed by artist Anna Sew Hoy, who, as an L.A. native, knows a thing or two about the ups and downs of valet-centric life, the chains are made from knickknacks found while thrifting, cell-phone accessories, and pop-culture items culled from Little Tokyo, K-town, and Chinatown.

No two are the same, though all were inspired by the dream catchers Hoy made as an artist. And they aren’t as syrupy-sweet as your usual Asian trinkets. They’ve got a darker feel to them (hence the self-consciously over-the-top name).

Cute, sophisticated, with just a bit of edge — you and your keys will definitely stand out.

Especially at the parties you go to.

Available at South Willard, 8038 West Third Street, at Laurel Avenue, L.A. (323-653-6153).