An over-hyped ode to pinot noir. A three-hour-plus aviation journey to that popular Hollywood town, Snoresville, and a Million Dollar Downer.

When it comes to mainstream Hollywood fare, there’s just no pleasing you, is there, Miss Congeniality?

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Now there’s a category you’ll never see the Academy thanked for.

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