Not to state the painfully obvious, but you’ll never be as young as you are right now.

A pessimist would say it’s all downhill from here.

A better way to look at it: Flaunt it while you’ve still got it.

Kristen Johnson can help you make the most of what your mama gave ya. Her line of super-cute shorts, simply called Johnson, makes every gam look glam.

They come in short-short, short, medium, knee-length, and so on and are made of light wool, silk, and cotton from Italy and France. In sassy plaids and prints, Johnson’s designs let you do shorts as high fashion while still acting your age. With prices starting at $250, a cynic might say you’re getting less pant for your buck.

But think of it as an investment. Not in your future, but in your ever-fleeting present.

Available at Satine, 8117 West Third Street, between Kilkea Drive and Crescent Heights Boulevard (323-655-2142 or satineboutique.com). To see styles, go to johnsonclothing.com. For custom orders, e-mail kristenjohnson1@mac.com).