Online - March 08, 2006

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SpazzStick Caffeinated Lip Balm

Caffeine, as many a sanctimonious health freak has informed us, is a drug. One you can be very, very addicted to.

To which we reply: So call us Pete Doherty and pass the biscotti.

Still, the late-night runs to your dealer for double espressos have gotten a little out of hand. What you need instead is SpazzStick, the lip balm formulated with copious amounts of caffeine.

Invented by an Alaskan police officer in need of a wake-up aid (polar bear-on-polar bear crime is apparently way down), the balm contains skin-softening ingredients that heal your lips in even the coldest weather and comes in tasty flavors like vanilla toffee and cool mint.

The large quantities of caffeine, meanwhile, are absorbed quickly and effortlessly through your lips. So you can cop a fix any time you need it.

Without lining the pockets of that Colombian supplier any more than you already have.

Available online at chemicalevolution.com.