You’re tired of the lying. The sneaking around. The oh-so-flimsy alibis.

Frankly, being a two-timing, scarlet-letter wearing Jezebel requires more energy than you can commit to.

Don’t fib to your hairdresser. Confess that you cheated with Rudolph’s, and he’ll forgive your trampy ways.

Who could blame you? Rudolph’s is the upscale offspring of budget barber Rudy’s. With a seductive new Melrose address (perfect for your afternoon trysts) and a team of cutting-edge stylists you don’t have to wait in line for (unlike Rudy’s, they take appointments), Rudolph’s is enough to make anyone frustrated with her current hairdresser an unapologetic swinger.

And Jesse Taylor (co-owner/head stylist) is worth the fall from monogamy (think Warren Beatty in Shampoo): He’ll charm you silly while training your tresses, ensuring a good time for all.

Not to mention a remorse-free morning after.

Rudolph’s, 6907 Melrose Avenue, between Orange Drive and Sycamore Avenue, West Hollywood (323-939-4247).