Newsflash: You’re no kid anymore. Gunne Sax has given way to Gucci, Trapper Keeper to Treo, Candyland to Cranium.

But scrumptious as it may be, that Chipwich is so ’84.

Time to upgrade to a big girl treat. Blisscotti is just the ice cream item to bring you up to date. A recent debutante to West Coast frozen food sections, Blisscotti are just as yum as they sound.

The scoop? Each sandwich is made with super-premium ice cream, layered between two pieces of thin, buttery biscotti coated on the underside with rich dark European chocolate. They come in five flavors, but the only ones you really need to know about are Marvelous Mint Chip and Creamy Coffee Chip. And yes, they have calories.

But who’s counting? That was the younger, less sophisticated you.

Grow up, why don’t you?

Available at most Ralph’s, Gelson’s, Whole Foods, and other local markets. For more information, go to blisscotti.net or call 877-841-6342.