Online - December 13, 2006

Going Dutch

Jorg & Olif Bikes

Ah, Amsterdam. The land of legal ganja, wooden shoes, and red lights that mean anything but “stop.”

No wonder the Dutch make such brilliant stuff — like Jorg & Olif bikes.

Finally available to Americans, the sleek city cycles have a relaxed frame; swept-back handlebars for upright riding; comfortable saddles; back rack and strap; antitheft wheel lock; front and back lights; chain guards; and a cute, traditional bell.

Opt for the Oma (Dutch for “grandma,” though the bike is unisex) or Opa (“grandpa”) in one-, three-, or eight-speed versions, customized with accessories like a wicker or metal basket; honey, chocolate, or black leather seat; a black or red helmet; and a child’s seat. In just seven days, you’ll be putting the pedal to the metal.

This kind of style will run you from $795 to $1,295, depending on gear selection. But that’s a small price to pay for a lifetime (literally) of gasless cruising.

Plus, it’s sure to elicit oohs and aahs from strangers.

Which is more than you can say for those clogs.

Available online at jorgandolif.com.