Nothing — not the posture-perfecting office chair, the adjustable keyboard, or the ergonomicized stapler — has managed to alleviate a certain pain in your neck.

And we’re not talking about your cubicle mate’s pathological need to hum Devo’s greatest hits.

We mean the actual pain in your neck. For that you need chiropractor and fitness fiend Dr. Marc Golub, whose computer stress regimen targets work-related back pain, headaches, and carpal tunnel syndrome.

To begin, he leads simple, repetitive, surf-like movements on the rotating SpineForce machine, which tones you inside and out. Golub then kneads your back with his cutting-edge Keymodule contraption to increase lymphatic circulation.

Soon, your computer-induced aches will be gone. As for the pain, well, you’ll have whipped that, too.

Whipped it real good.

Dr. Marc Golub, 1131 Wilshire Boulevard, suite 202, between 11th and 12th Streets, Santa Monica (310-255-0730 or drgolub.com).