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Award Show Season Lexicon

The glitz, the glamour, the annoying traffic at Hollywood and Highland. It’s all part of awards season, as is the latest DailyCandy Lexicon.

Faith plant
n. The agonizing moment of defeat caught on camera. (She was devastated she didn’t win, but at least she didn’t do a Faith plant.)

hackseptance speech
n. A self-indulgent speech from a someone who knows he’s never gonna get the chance to do it again. (See also: exceptance speech n. A speech given by a winner in which he or she totally forgets to thank his or her spouse.)

Hollywoof
adj. Very unattractive. (That party was more Hollywoof than Hollywood.)

lead carpet
n. The publicity-sucking snail’s pace with which celebs move toward the ceremony.

least supported actress
n. The actress with the most exposed boobage.

presentment
n. Anger experienced by those who are always asked to present but are never themselves nominated.

schwag hag
n. One who cruises the gifting suites taking anything that’s not nailed down (and inquires if the nailed-down objects can be delivered at a later date).

Z-lister
1. n. One who sleeps through the ceremonies.
2. n. One who bores you to sleep. (That Z-lister over there won’t stop talking about Sundance.)

Still at a loss for words? Check out DailyCandy Lexicon VII and XVI.